Rambo's World has traditionally been hell. He's been tortured on nearly every continent on earth, he's defeated the militaries of every super power, and he's had to fight through freezing rain and scorched earth. And all the while, the country he fights for chronically abandons him to his fate. He's the poster boy for the disgruntled unappreciated American employee.
So it's time he got a better world. Welcome to Rambo World. Here, we honor the only post-traumatic stress victim who got his own children's cartoon. We appreciate the man whose socially acceptable mullet long outlasted MacGyver's. And most of all, we give you all the reasons you need to love America's greatest all-time military hero.
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